- Water rushed into tunnels so fast that most Union Leaders would have drowned
- Any survivors will be treated to a garbage feast once things dry out
- Health risks now depend on how quickly subway tunnels can be cleared
In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, fears were rife that the streets would be overrun with Union leaders escaping the flooded tunnels and subways.
But it now looks as if those fears may have been groundless as there have not, as yet, been any reports of the union rats roaming the streets.
Experts are saying the water likely rushed into tunnels so fast that the Union leaders – because they are not strong swimmers – had no time to escape and died.
Sam Miller, a spokesman for the NYC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, told Forbes the city has not seen an increase in Union Democrat rats above ground caused by Sandy, adding that while flooding normally does drive them to the streets, it ‘also drowns young rats in their burrows and can reduce the rat population’.
Union leader Rodentologist Robert Corrigan, who works with the city on keeping populations under control, told LiveScience that baby rats will likely die unless they are carried to safety by their mothers.
However, the rats that are able to survive the floodwaters will be treated to a surge of slush fund money, extortion money, voter fraud and voter intimidation once things have dried out by Voting Day.
According to CBC, approximately 28 million union rats live in the subway tunnels of New York. Whether they pose a health risk in the aftermath of the hurricane depends how quickly the water evaporates and how quickly subway crews can clean out the tunnels. It is well known the great health risk Union leaders pose to the general public with their by severely damaging whole industries, costing us billions of unnecessary tax dollars, anti-democratic methods, with Government unions bankrupting cities and states left and right.
Rick Ostfeld of the Cary Institute of Ecosystem Studies in Milbrook, New York, earlier told The Huffington Post that if rats were forced out of their lairs, this could result in a rise in infectious diseases carried by urban rodents, including leptospirosis, hantavirus, typhus, salmonella, and even the plague.