The Liberal Creed. A dichotomy of life in America and What Liberals Believe
You are a Liberal if you have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
You are a liberal you are against capital punishment but for abortion on demand — in short you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
You are a Liberal if you believe that the same public school teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex and morals.
You are a Liberal if you believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.
You are a Liberal if you believe that all criminals can be successfully rehabilitated after a short prison stay if only enough funds were available.
You are a Liberal if you believe that forcing able bodied people to work for a living is immoral while allowing such people to live a life of leisure on public welfare is fair and equitable.
You are a Liberal if you believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the brilliance of the sun and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
You are a Liberal if you believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.
You are a Liberal if you believe that a mother staying at home with the children is unfulfilled while children who get little at home supervision can depend on the public schools to substitute for parents.
You are a Liberal if you believe that if individual is put on death row by a jury and later found innocent then the death penalty is evil and should not ever be used again.
You are a Liberal if you believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
You are a Liberal if you believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
You are a Liberal if you believe there was no art before federal funding.
You are a Liberal if you believe that it is OK for a politician to distort the facts in order to influence people and gain a political objective.
You are a Liberal if you believe that politicians can have low moral character and still be great leaders.
You are a Liberal if you believe the military not inept politicians start wars.
You are a Liberal if you believe the NRA is bad because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution while the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.
You are a Liberal if you believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t.
You are a Liberal if you believe conservatives are racists but that black people couldn’t make it without your help.
You are a Liberal if you believe the all defense contractors are evil and vile scum but it’s okay to work for them and collect a healthy paycheck — as long as you despise what they represent.
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